4 year old philosophy

I have been dead tired lately, and I think I've figured out the reason:
He's adorable, I know, but lately he's also become quite the talker. He spends most of the day rambling on and on about all sorts of things. I think he's figured out that I don't always listen to everything he says because now after he says anything he adds, "right?" So I either have to play close attention to the constant chatter or I have to try to remember what he said and then figure out if he is, in fact, correct. It's exhausting! Here's a little of what has been on his mind the last few days.

Mostly his favorite topic of conversation is holiday decorating. I assumed that when the neighbors put up their outdoor Christmas decorations Zack would pester me to do the same. Instead, he was shocked. He said, "have [the neighbors] lost their minds? " He believes, thank goodness, that holidays should be celebrated in order. He is worried though that we don't have sufficient outdoor Christmas decor, and was near tears when I told him we have some fragile decorations. If I had been paying attention I would have figured out sooner that fragile decorations can't go outside and, since I can only imagine what he would like the outside of our house to look like this year, he was worried that our seasonal display will be lacking. I wanted to tell him to brace himself for disappointment, but instead I showed him a few things in storage and, for now anyway, he's satisfied.

Even with Christmas coming up, he is a big supporter of Thanksgiving. He can't figure out why Jesus would want to celebrate his birthday on Christmas, when Thanksgiving is the day we eat lots of healthy food and say what we are thankful for. Talking about Jesus' birthday reminded him that he hates his birth date (it's in March and that is way too far away) and really wants to change it. He isn't willing to get back into my stomach so that he can be born again on a different day, so we are at a bit of an impasse on that topic. At least I can re-direct the conversation to his upcoming birthday party and cake. That's a topic that can keep him talking for a very long time. He has big ideas with plenty of friends to invite. Hopefully they like, and I can make, a 5 layer birthday cake with fancy decorations.

The best things he tells me are always whispered. That is how I found out that he got kissed in preschool by Anika Bingley. He did NOT like it. It was on the cheek which is a good thing because a kiss on the lips (unless it's by your mom) means that you are married. Unfortunately for Miss Bingley, she does not own a dress like the one Zack drew on his magna-doodle a few weeks ago and thus she cannot hope to marry him.

Even though it wears me out, I do enjoy hearing his thoughts. It's almost always good for a laugh. And the time will come too soon when I won't have him around so much and I am sure I will miss all his little chatter. Right?

What I am supposed to do with this?

Matt brought this gem home the other night. I like the Jazz and all, but a 3'x2' picture of Karl Malone?

Halloween: Round Three- Trick or Treat

This is the first year that Matt was available to take the boys trick or treating. I have endured cold temperatures and bad weather in the past so I have to admit I was a little happy that it rained. Let him suffer for once. Before you think I am totally cold hearted it was just a light sprinkle and it was still fairly warm outside. I am sure the kids had more fun going with him anyway, especially with Ian coming along.
Matt also got to enjoy the company of these lovely ladies.
A trip around the neighborhood and here's the haul:
A few left over Halloween moments:
On Friday, Zack's costume was finally taking its toll on his patience. The cape is kind of big and gets wrapped around him when sits, especially when he's confined with a seat belt. We were driving when he complained to me: "OH! This cape is bugging me.... but it looks cool." So he kept the thing on the whole day, even when we were shopping. He was rewarded with candy at Costco.

He was also wondering what birds wear for Halloween costumes. He is convinced that they dress up as bats because that would be easy. He pointed out a black bird to me and told me that he already had his costume on. I asked him how they make them and he said that they can sew them with their beaks, but maybe they sneak into peoples' houses. (Maybe that is what that bird was doing in our heating duct.) Once in costume, birds trick or treat to each others' nests. I'll bet you didn't know that.

Halloween: Round Two- The Party

Halloween must be really fun when you get into it. People do. I love looking at their decorations and elaborate costumes. I just can't seem to muster up the energy for it. I wish I could. Then I wouldn't be in the predicament I put myself into last night.

The Haurtiz Halloween party is a tradition. We look forward to it every year and it's always fun. I know that it will take place sometime near October 31st and that costumes are required. I have been thinking, maybe stressing is a better word, about a costume for me. But I just couldn't commit to anything. So I procrastinated, which left me on a frantic costume search 10 minutes before it was time to leave. Lucky for me, Noah's 1st grade Ninja costume is really stretchy. I did have to cut off the legs though because it was riding high and that was not a comfortable feeling. On the plus side, I got to wear comfy yoga pants. Matt figured out his cub scout costume on the way home from work.
Thankfully, Leanne sent us a box of costumes so I didn't even have to think about costumes for the kids. Last week Noah went for the pirate look and then switched it up with a Slash costume. Ben is Jango Fett and Zacky found some vampire teeth which inspired his choice. (For some reason I feel like I need to clarify that.)

Here's Chad & Angie's cute costumes:
Zack told me today that we need to go online and find where Cathie gets all of her Halloween decorations. The house was completely decked out with spooky stuff everywhere.
Ken made a witches brew and we ate way, way, way too much food. Thank goodness for the stretchy pants.
What's the first thing you think about when you see this picture?
Answer: Wow, where did they get that amazing Fear Factor sign? A sign so realistic and professional must have been purchased on e-bay or something. No. One of Cathie's many talents is her ability to work with butcher paper. This impresses me. Really, really impresses me.

Even though Ken went easy on the food choices for Fear Factor (canned pumpkin, peas, sweetened condensed milk, sprouts, spam & dark chocolate) once again the kids were wimpy. Don't they realize that they are the primary entertainment at these parties? It's hilarious to watch a kid eat something they don't want to. Believe me, it's funny, until they start gagging then it gets kind of gross.
Grace gave it a valiant effort and though she couldn't complete it on time, I think she did finish her sweetened condensed milk/pea cocktail. Dipping her chocolate square into the milk was a stroke of genius.
Zack wanted to be a contender. He just couldn't swallow his chocolate or eat the Spam. He did eat the peas. When he was crying on my lap later on because he was out and he didn't want to be out, his excuse was that he was full. I highly doubt that the 5 bites of pork tenderloin he ate at dinner could have filled him up, but I was there to comfort him not to argue. He did calm down when he learned that he did better than his big brothers because neither of them even tried the food.
That's to be expected with Ben, but with $10 on the line, I would have thought Noah would have at least tried the pumpkin. No deal. We'll be implementing a Fear Factor training schedule so that we can have a better showing next year. It was way to easy for Ian to win.

Thanks to Ken and Cathie for another terrific party. I was surprised that Ken didn't dress up. I thought it was mandatory.

Halloween: Round One

Celebrating Halloween is hard work. There are pumpkins to carve, decorations to place (Zack is still unsatisfied with our level of spookiness), and costumes to wear, and wear and wear. I swear the kids have to dress up a million times before it's all said and done. But I'm the only one complaining.

Saturday morning the kids went to our ward carnival. Cookies, candy, movies..all lots of fun.

It was such a nice day outside, and since they were already in their costumes, I figured we might as well check out Boo at the Zoo. We had a two hour block between the party ending and Noah's soccer team party which I thought should have been plenty of time. I didn't anticipate spending 30 minutes trying to convince the boys to go. Ben's been looking forward to it all week, but he is no match for Noah's powers of persuasion, or should I say coercion. Eventually I won the battle (Noah is no match for me) and we went to Salt Lake.

I also didn't anticipate that 1/3 of the state of Utah would also want to trick or treat at the zoo. By the time we got to the zoo entrance we had 30 minutes. Except for some cheap candy, it was actually really fun. So much fun that Noah felt bad that he was the reason we didn't get to spend more time. Someday he will figure out that I am always right.

Ben really wanted to high five the Chick-fil-A cow. Unfortunately, the cow was easily distracted so we had to settle for this:
This is what 1/2 hour of trick or treating at the zoo will get you:
We eventually figured out that it was worth checking out the candy before committing to a line. Butterscotch candies? Seriously, I didn't see any elderly people dressed up in costumes. They should come though because they were also giving out sparkle mints. It wasn't a total waste of time, we did get free chicken nuggets coupons from Chick-Fil-A and some businesses gave out candy you'd actually want to eat.

Daughter-in-Law

Here she is. Zack's future wife.
When pressed he wasn't revealing any names, so I don't think he has anyone in particular in mind. Right now, she's just a figment of his imagination. If you notice her shoes are diamonds and her dress is very fancy. She will have brown eyes and long flowing hair. His previous magna-doodle was of a wedding cake, which prompted me to pull out our wedding photos to show him mine. I thought I might impress him because it had purple flowers in it. It was also three separate cakes. He was disappointed. His wedding cake will be three layers stacked on top of each other. He was considering candles but decided that wouldn't be appropriate.

One other random Zack thing. His papers from preschool are coming home with his name spelled like this, which is also how I am now required to spell it.

Fall Fun

Though it's already been established that our street is better than yours, here is further proof: The 2nd Annual WWW Chili Cook Off and Pumpkin Carving Party.

Carving pumpkins is such a messy job that it is best to carve as many as possible at the same time so that you can make the biggest mess possible. Also, include paint so that it can be super duper messy.

Then (if you are one of my kids) pick a pattern that is beyond your skill level, but insist on using only that pattern, and then walk away after one cut so that Matt or I will finish for you. Good plan, now go play. We'll do all the dirty work.

The chili competition was stiff. This year there were 7 contenders. All of them delicious.

But only one can reign supreme and earn the title of, well there isn't actually a title, but there is a cool yard stake.

Matt isn't just holding the stake, he won it!! Oh and we'll be flaunting his victory for awhile. Anyone who drives down our street will know, without a doubt, who makes the best chili.

And, in what can only be described as a quest for cook off dominance, Megan, last year's chili winner, showed up with amazing corn bread and won the broom for the most wicked corn bread. Will she ever stop? Can she be stopped? Would it be rude not to invite her next year?

Maybe we ought to add a best cupcake competition.

I don't think we'll have any problem finding judges.